Thursday, April 28, 2011

17: Perfect English

The show is late because Tiff drinks, not because Nate has allergies.

In Amsterdam, the cultural center of Europe, Nate wants stand up comedy.

The fucking mailman likes Nate too much.

When we drive through the Alps, we drive THROUGH the Alps...TUNNELS!!

Scottish Pete loves candy, camping and folding tents...in that order

Camping in Northern Italy

A partial list of shit we gotta do before we leave.

Tiff is old enough to hate fun

Gifts from pets

Dayton Family used Cheers theme to plea for drug reform

Tiff isn't listening

Obama releases his Live Birth Certificate to shut up millionare dickhole.

16: Blowing bubbles with Kat

Guest Kat Williams. Kat is a costume designer for Dexter, Entourage and Silkstalkings.

Varla Magazine is BACK, BITCHES!!

Match.com date ends in sex, but 1/2 the team wasn't on board with the project.

Kat loves Jimmy Smits. Nate loves LA Law. Tiff doesn't know what any of this is.

TV Jew hates British Thater.

Tiff screams "OH MY GOD" for 2 minutes 14 seconds straight.

There's a waterslide through an aquarium in Las Vegas, sorry if I broke the rule.

Hick has her daughter's ears fixed, it doesn't help much.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

15: Happy Birthday to NATE!!

Birthday Breakdown: Nate doesn't know how to share his booze.

Hey Tiff, no one is trying to kill you...but maybe I'm wrong

The trip to Ravensburg. Ma'am can you please GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!?!?!?"

Tiff goes to a drum circle, Nate naps happily at home

Stormin' the castle/late for our own party

Roadhouse drinking game (knife, Double Duece, Wade runs his fingers through his hair)

Nate gets a Crown SZ 5100 boombox, poops his pants


Hundreds of safes wash up on shore after the tsunami. Do safes float?


Kentucky miner finds 300 million year old fossil. "No you didn't" says his Pastor.

Fuckin' monkeys, dude.

Jeff Buckley is boring, dead, not famous and his best song is a cover. Movie coming Summer 2012

Charles Nelson Reilly is gay.


I'm not sure about John C. Reilly


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Monday, April 4, 2011

14: Sargent Usha Reporting, Sir

Dana and Usha stop by for a nice chat.

Two, full grown men who are NOT retarded get trapped in a clothes dryer.

If it's warm, Usha lived there.

Ben is cool, Nicole is insane.

Homeless Asians and Black Germans.

"I'm on a mission"

"From God or Impossible?"

"From God"

"Okay, don't get sold into slavery"

Is it okay to drug your kid on an airplane?

We know surprisingly little about gems

Cannon and The Fuckers

How does a man wrestle a pig??

13: A Descent Into Madness

Nate and Tiff visit Portland, Oregon where a nice chit-chat with KRS 2 and Girl Jaime takes a turn into The Heart of Darkness when Lindsay (Girl Jaime's friend) and Luke (from My New Vice and The Altarboys) show up and Lindsay turns the crazy temperature up to molten.

Friday, March 18, 2011

12: Drag Show and Essen Fehler

Opening music Butthole Surfers "Shame of Life"
Now THAT'S how you wake a man up
A letter from (a) Big C
Fasching Parade, did your mother dress you? Does she hate you?
Turns out Nate can pole dance
Bowling Birthday, Tiff is beaten by a child 7 time zones away
Nate joins the drag show, no one is surprised



Cheesy Blasters. Done, done DONE!! Never again.
Nurnberg vs. St Pauli 5-0 Ouch.
This is what Justice looks like:




Sheen on Tour - I wanna go!



Nate's wrong - NOT Billy Ray's hand on Miley's leg...still creepy?



Nate Dogg, see you at the crossroads, act like you know me.




Thursday, March 3, 2011

11: Romanian moonshine

Song "Realitate" by Spike

Guests Ionel and Doug

"The fat bitch in the middle looks like my Gramma"

Nate's gonna homogenize Europe one beer at a time

Seattle mayor accidentally leaves his wife's bike at his girlfriend's house, concocts story of theft

Grizzly Man or Q: What does a 850lb grizzly bear eat for dinner? A: Whatever it wants

Windshield washer moonshine

Trouble with the man downstairs

"Girl Scout cookies?" "Thin mints?" "Of course"

"I will beat you with a road sign"

Ionel's French Foreign Legion story

Two dirty vampire jokes

14 year old Doug goes to a strip club with his dad, won't tell the story

22 year old Doug tells a child to finger bang herself, can't tell the story fast enough