Monday, April 4, 2011

14: Sargent Usha Reporting, Sir

Dana and Usha stop by for a nice chat.

Two, full grown men who are NOT retarded get trapped in a clothes dryer.

If it's warm, Usha lived there.

Ben is cool, Nicole is insane.

Homeless Asians and Black Germans.

"I'm on a mission"

"From God or Impossible?"

"From God"

"Okay, don't get sold into slavery"

Is it okay to drug your kid on an airplane?

We know surprisingly little about gems

Cannon and The Fuckers

How does a man wrestle a pig??

13: A Descent Into Madness

Nate and Tiff visit Portland, Oregon where a nice chit-chat with KRS 2 and Girl Jaime takes a turn into The Heart of Darkness when Lindsay (Girl Jaime's friend) and Luke (from My New Vice and The Altarboys) show up and Lindsay turns the crazy temperature up to molten.

Friday, March 18, 2011

12: Drag Show and Essen Fehler

Opening music Butthole Surfers "Shame of Life"
Now THAT'S how you wake a man up
A letter from (a) Big C
Fasching Parade, did your mother dress you? Does she hate you?
Turns out Nate can pole dance
Bowling Birthday, Tiff is beaten by a child 7 time zones away
Nate joins the drag show, no one is surprised



Cheesy Blasters. Done, done DONE!! Never again.
Nurnberg vs. St Pauli 5-0 Ouch.
This is what Justice looks like:




Sheen on Tour - I wanna go!



Nate's wrong - NOT Billy Ray's hand on Miley's leg...still creepy?



Nate Dogg, see you at the crossroads, act like you know me.




Thursday, March 3, 2011

11: Romanian moonshine

Song "Realitate" by Spike

Guests Ionel and Doug

"The fat bitch in the middle looks like my Gramma"

Nate's gonna homogenize Europe one beer at a time

Seattle mayor accidentally leaves his wife's bike at his girlfriend's house, concocts story of theft

Grizzly Man or Q: What does a 850lb grizzly bear eat for dinner? A: Whatever it wants

Windshield washer moonshine

Trouble with the man downstairs

"Girl Scout cookies?" "Thin mints?" "Of course"

"I will beat you with a road sign"

Ionel's French Foreign Legion story

Two dirty vampire jokes

14 year old Doug goes to a strip club with his dad, won't tell the story

22 year old Doug tells a child to finger bang herself, can't tell the story fast enough

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

10: Greece Me Up, Woman

We'll get to that, but first, we don't know what's happening

Tiff puts her feet up, is yelled at, but doesn't understand and yells gibberish back

How to read Greek (not really)

The "woman" on the train is catchin' flies

The educated Gypsy

Clean your beaches, Bitches

Where do I get a chainsaw up in this mahfukka?

Tiff won't walk until Nate gives her drugs

Can you make money on the Olympics?

Dude, your breath smells like hot garbage

Dinner, a mugging and a good, old fashioned ass beatin'

Chris and the Soulutions? Buffalo Souldiers? Soulutionaries...definitely Soulutionaries

There are 7 condom machines on this ferry. Seven that WE KNOW ABOUT!!

Tiff eats the cat/the waitress is a whore, for real

Island exploration; washouts, old glowsticks and used condoms, Paradise and Super Paradise

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

09: There's a corpse on the tracks, sorry for the inconvenience

Today's guest is Stefan from Burgamo, Italy....OHHHHH, SEXY!

Nate's first German conversation

Tiff and Stefano's Italian getaway re-cap: Milan, Rome and Ray Brower makes a surprise visit (think Stand By Me)

There is no mob, because my family lives in Italy (wink)

A short history of feudalism in Italy

My local football team can beat up your local football team, I'm fucking serious

English magazine Nuts! tells us what "Blokes" like (it's sports and tits)

Tiff's Italian Racism Corner - Hittin' cars, shoving to the front of the line, pizza and spaghetti, why coffee so painful?

The Italian Prime Minister is a fuckin' PIMP and really bad guy

"Gal" entine's Day!!

Angry German chick pisses off a sick Nate, nothing happens

Talking Back to Gangsta Rap with Jack Bastard

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Episode 08: Super Bowl? I'll Have the Soup

Music by 48 Thrills http://www.facebook.com/pages/48-THRiLLS/151385743208

Packers Win!!

Xtina doesn't know the national anthem either

80's Party!! "Let's dance" says Bill Cosby to Suzanna Hoffs

You went to London?

Naked ninja attempts to thrwart Nate's attempt to pick up Tiff at the flughaven

Snot girl makes Tiff vomit in the U-bahn (almost)

NOAH WINS HIS FIRST RACE!!!

Tiff gets Nate a gaget catalog/acts surprised Nate wants gagets

Celeb news: Luke Skywalker wants to run Mi-ah-mi, Charlie Sheen is still high

World's Greatest Pessimist by 48 Thrills