Classy Christmas

So last night was the third annual Classy Christmas...and here's a few of the high lights:

Ray Ray cut up marshmallows with scissors (bitching the whole time that Rite-Aid should stock mini ones) to make some amazing butterscotch haystacks.

Girl Jamie showed up in style in her 80's power suit and kept it classy by peeing between the trash cans outside...even though no one was in the bathroom inside.

Jay won the gift exchange by giving away his huge classy cock.

JK showed Cheech who was boss, she said the way no way in hell he'd smash a figurine in the middle of the living room. She was wrong. I'm surprised he's in one piece after jumping into the inflatable sleigh.

Markus played Santa this year and looked fantastic.

James and Pants gave us a great dance performance and tied with Brendan for the coveted "Best Dressed".

Egg nog and peppermint schnapps are amazing together. It's got a name but I can't tell you what it is. We named cocoa and peppermint schnapps too. It's weird.

Greg passed out in Britt's room until we hog-piled him.


The neighbors called the cops. Dylan and Sook are straight bitches. Who calls 5-0 on a Cristmas party? Shit's wack.

Every one agreed that Tiff-Bot looked "fab-u-lish-iss" and Nate looked "Creepy as Hell"

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Thanks everyone who came out. Really.