Wednesday, June 29, 2011

26: That's Reasonable for an Apartment

Nate was a NOT an accomplice to mover theft.

WHAT? A BEER FEST IN GERMANY? KAH-RAY-ZEE!!

Country Roads is the greatest song ever written

The bitch cancelled and didn't bother to pick up her phone

Sunglasses are still nessesary after 10:30pm

How do we get in? Ask the cab driver.

Shoppin' for a place to live.

You should stencil your computer.

Don't throw drugs at the cops, they probably saw you.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

25: Did You Steal His Cell Phone?

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Was today your last day at work? No, my first. Oh, sorry.

Hello Flo and Stef, how the hell are ya?

We sold the kitchen out of spite, that's how we roll.

Is walking and riding a bike healthier than driving? REALLY? fuck.

Herzogenaurach. Say it back to me.

I go to the pub straight from work. I don't know what my kids look like.

How do these bumpercars work?

German car show. Finish your beer when you hear Stray Cats

Rynn Dunn's final Jackass stunt

Germans add corn to their gas, this raises beer prices, revolt is eminent.

Monday, June 20, 2011

24: That IS Good Beer

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We be jammin'...it's okay, thanks for asking.

Kim The Butcher is here, he's the greatest baseball player in Luxembourg.

Nate and Kim's friendship is based on punk rock and cigarettes

Illegal foot massage, Nate sleeps on the couch

Nice cave, God

This beer tastes like your mom's va....ummm nuthin'

Have you seen gramma lately? Yeah, she's down at the Goodwill

Drum circles? Thumbs down

Slim Cessna's Auto Club is damn good, you should see them

Luke Valley is not dying

Bitches? Still trippin' AND shoppin'

It's not a weasel, it's a martin

It's free...but I'm crazy.

Austrian town of Fucking makes a Helles beer. Fucking Hell Beer. Available now.

Anthony Weiner puns...this shit is too easy

Dammit, we missed the World Naked Bike Ride

Murphy's Law is a real thing

Connecticuit residents are fucking animals

You're the smallest guy in the world!! But you're gonna die soon...so...here's some cake.

Kim's friend's band Versus You "The Mad Ones"

23: I'm Miserable, I Hate This

Nate's a moron, gets stitches to prove it.

Woman lights rapist on fire, gets 9 years in jail, serves 1 year 10 days too long.

Tiff is friends with a horrible woman who enjoys "challenging" herself by defending rapists.

Hold onto this penis, the owner tried to rape me with it.

Here we go again, again...Hangover 2 has exactly zero surprises.

Let's go camping!! *cough* drunk in the woods *cough*

The Trifecta of Suck...kitchen, car, motorcycle

Move BITCH!! Share the sidewalk, Gunter!!

Cops shoot concrete alligator, next time a kid in an alligator suit.

Last Chapter by Rafeal Vigilantics

22: I'm Not Proud Of This Story

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I clap my hands and shake, I am the best dancer in Scotland - Special guest Scottish Pete

My mom tells her friends I'm gay

Hey, guess what? We've all been here for OVER a year and NONE of us speak any German

I'm not racist, but everyone I know is

Scottish Pete buys a car...probably

Vintage = expensive to fix

Tiff's racism corner; Any sitting Asian is meditating

FYI: A 3 day orgy in Budapest is gonna run you about 83,000€

Dr. Drew Pinsky: Drug addict Jeff Conaway dies of something not drug related

First of all, I am NOT proud of this story - Pete

Zurich is CRAZY expensive, but they have a shitload of Gnomes

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21: Manchester's Finest

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Surprise, you're not dead!! Millionare charlatan was wrong about God's will.

Skally Brit Tom Pike is with us...great!!

Your jeans should not be clean. Nate does shit in his pants. Pike might suck a dick.

What should I do with all these lightbulbs?

Nate throws away designer garbage

You look like the dead chick from Lethal Weapon 2...I wanna bang you.

Mormon idiot gives back $45,000

A hickie from Kiniki is like something

Fox finally admits Palin is a retard

Mel Gibson gets booze at Canne Film Festival HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Wanna buy a rock? It's 1.7 million million dollars...but it's from space

First naked coffee shop casinos, tomorrow the world. Thanks a lot, Puritans.

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