Tuesday, July 26, 2011

30: I'm Here for Pancakes

What do Russians do for fun? Snowball fights?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

29: Walkin' in the Rain

"The toaster people and the bread people need to talk."

Music "Tapistries, Candles, Zima" by Only Thunder

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

28: You Did WHAT to a Cow?

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Nate's depressed, but that's not new

Tiff and Nate love the boat, but they're still not getting one.

Tiff's sister's baby shower. Tiff cries, Nate's not impressed.

How does FDR know my name?

Nate sold worms and cut the junk off animals.

Nate will kill anything that he's gonna eat.

Tiff hates ALL animals.

Nate's Sarah Palin impression.

Music by Rafeal Vigilantics

Sunday, July 3, 2011

27: Fake Eggs

The guy next to Casper smells like booze...then booze and vomit.

A spider the size of a man....'s hand.

Nate finally gets a urinal.

Klitschko vs Haye: Boring.

RAT SWARM!!!

I teach golf at a gay resort.

Nice Relox dude.

Does this look like dead mouse to you?

Excuse me officer, did you fart? No? Must've been me then.

Woman kisses asshole, asshole presses charges.

Avoid Portland, Oregon at all costs.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

26: That's Reasonable for an Apartment

Nate was a NOT an accomplice to mover theft.

WHAT? A BEER FEST IN GERMANY? KAH-RAY-ZEE!!

Country Roads is the greatest song ever written

The bitch cancelled and didn't bother to pick up her phone

Sunglasses are still nessesary after 10:30pm

How do we get in? Ask the cab driver.

Shoppin' for a place to live.

You should stencil your computer.

Don't throw drugs at the cops, they probably saw you.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

25: Did You Steal His Cell Phone?

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Was today your last day at work? No, my first. Oh, sorry.

Hello Flo and Stef, how the hell are ya?

We sold the kitchen out of spite, that's how we roll.

Is walking and riding a bike healthier than driving? REALLY? fuck.

Herzogenaurach. Say it back to me.

I go to the pub straight from work. I don't know what my kids look like.

How do these bumpercars work?

German car show. Finish your beer when you hear Stray Cats

Rynn Dunn's final Jackass stunt

Germans add corn to their gas, this raises beer prices, revolt is eminent.

Monday, June 20, 2011

24: That IS Good Beer

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We be jammin'...it's okay, thanks for asking.

Kim The Butcher is here, he's the greatest baseball player in Luxembourg.

Nate and Kim's friendship is based on punk rock and cigarettes

Illegal foot massage, Nate sleeps on the couch

Nice cave, God

This beer tastes like your mom's va....ummm nuthin'

Have you seen gramma lately? Yeah, she's down at the Goodwill

Drum circles? Thumbs down

Slim Cessna's Auto Club is damn good, you should see them

Luke Valley is not dying

Bitches? Still trippin' AND shoppin'

It's not a weasel, it's a martin

It's free...but I'm crazy.

Austrian town of Fucking makes a Helles beer. Fucking Hell Beer. Available now.

Anthony Weiner puns...this shit is too easy

Dammit, we missed the World Naked Bike Ride

Murphy's Law is a real thing

Connecticuit residents are fucking animals

You're the smallest guy in the world!! But you're gonna die soon...so...here's some cake.

Kim's friend's band Versus You "The Mad Ones"